When the moon shines On the cow shed And we're rollin' in the hay All the cows are out there grazing And the milk is on its way. I am a cider drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a cider drinker It soothes all me troubles away Oh arr oh arr aay Oh arr oh arr aay. It's so cosy in the kitchen With the smell of rabbit stew When the breeze blows 'cross the farmyard You can smell the cow sheds too. (Oh, I've never smelt nothing like it in all my life!) When those combine wheels stops turning And a hard day's work is done There's a pub around the corner It's the place we have our fun. (Arr, we'll have some fun 'n' all.) I am a cider drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a cider drinker It soothes all me troubles away Oh arr oh arr aay Oh arr oh arr aay. (Come on, get a couple of pints down 'ere then!) Now dear old Mabel When she's able We takes a stroll down Lover's Lane And we'll sink a pint of Scrumpy Then we'll play old nature's game. (Ha ha ha! Oo arr!) But we end up in the duck pond When the pub is sized to close With me breeches full o' tadpoles And the newts between me toes. I am a cider drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a cider drinker It soothes all me troubles away Oh arr oh arr aay Oh arr oh arr aay. (Come on everyone, get up 'ere then! Ha ha!) I am a cider drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a cider drinker It soothes all me troubles away Oh arr oh arr aay Oh arr oh arr aay Oh arr oh arr aay Oh arr oh arr aay. Let cider be the spice of life!