^Intro: Hello Americans My name is George Bush, and I'm goin' to do a rap for ya'll Check it out ^{Verse 1:} Bitch I'm from Texas We're homophobic and sexist And if these Mexicans keep comin in I'm a dismember em You don't see me in El Paso, selling their tacos Shit in my el bano, I'll cut off your asshole God damnit, don't even talk about the faggots If I ever seen one singin the national anthem I'm a strangle em Hell nah they can't get married, but they can fight in the military Hopefully they'll end up buried in a cemetery I don't even consider em people Go ahead put 'em in the front lines Next to them negroes But I'm not racist Colin Powell's like my brother, aright I admit it I hate 'I'm Where's Dick Cheney at? Probably off in Iraq Findin some oil to tap, tell em I got up on that And y'all still think it was Bin Laden When it was us and the Masons, plottin on oil profits ^{Hook: x2} I'm evil But y'all didn't know though Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo' Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit I'm rich ^{Verse 2:} My brother said some racist shit a coupla years back Then the blacks came out and started to protest and crap And I knew I'd have little hope, cause all the sudden The blacks got together and started to register to vote But thank God for computers and them helping Cause we got the last names of every single felon We programmed the computers to find the names that were the same Whoever came up couldn't vote on th' election day Way to go Jeb, really great strategy We got rid of the majority of black families And I'm not even talkin' about Dade County The expired military ballots are bogus counted I'd like to thank my cousin and the help from my pappy My cousin owns Fox and it made me very happy He told the entire world that I won Before the votes were bein done counted And even though Gore had more, what matters in the end Is the Supreme Court, and those are my dad's friends So thank you very much, and please remember If you don't vote, I'll see you back in November ^{Hook x2 Outro:} I'm rich, George muthafuckin Bush, what? what!? O- ok, uh nothing dad- nothin daddy, nut- I'm not doin nuttin No it's country, do-don't Da-Daddy, Daddy, ok (smack smack smack) Aah Daddy