The ^Csilicon chip in^Gside her head Gets ^Fswitched to over^Gload And ^Cnobody's gonna go to ^Gschool today, She's gonna ^Fmake them stay at ^Ghome, And ^Amdaddy doesn't under^Gstand it, He always ^Csaid she was good as ^Fgold, And he can ^Fsee no reasons Cos there ^Fare no reasons What ^Freason do you need to be ^Gshown Tell me ^Cwhy I don't like ^Gmondays, Tell me ^Fwhy I don't like ^Gmondays, Tell me ^Cwhy I don't like ^Gmondays, I wanna ^Fshoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - ^Goot The whole day ^Cdown. The ^CTelex machine is ^Gkept so clean And it ^Ftypes to a waiting ^Gworld, And ^CMother feels so shocked Father's ^Gworld is rocked, And their ^Fthoughts turn to Their ^Gown little girl. ^AmSweet sixteen ain't that ^Gpeachy keen, No, it ^Cain't so neat to ad^Fmit defeat, They can ^Fsee no reasons Cos there ^Fare no reasons What ^Freasons do you ^Gneed Tell me ^Cwhy I don't like ^Gmondays Tell me ^Fwhy I don't like ^Gmondays Tell me ^Cwhy I don't like ^Gmondays I wanna ^Fshoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - ^Goot The whole day ^Amdown, down, down, shoot it all ^Fdown. And all the ^Cplaying's stopped in the ^Gplayground now She ^Fwants to play with her ^Gtoys a while, And ^Cschool's out early and ^Gsoon we'll be learning And the ^Flesson today is ^Ghow to die. And then the ^Ambullhorn crackles, And the ^Gcaptain tackles, With the ^Cproblems and the how's and ^Fwhy's And he can ^Fsee no reasons Cos there ^Fare no reasons what ^Freason do you need to ^Gdie Tell me ^Cwhy I don't like ^Gmondays Tell me ^Fwhy I don't like ^Gmondays Tell me ^Cwhy I don't like ^Gmondays I wanna ^Fshoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - ^Goot The whole day ^Cdown.