Intro :
Dmi, FUh huh
Cextra cheese
Dmi, FUh huh
Csave a peice for me
Verse:
Fpizza, party at your house
Dmii went, just to check it out
Bnineteen extra larges, Cwhat a shame knowone came
Fjust us eating all alown
Dmiyou said take the pizza home
Bno sence letting all thisC go to to waste so then i faced
PRE®:Bb
pizza all day, and every day
Dmicheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
Bb
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
Ctel(letl meIt, Ring)
®::
DmiWhy'd you have to and make me B, Fso constipated
Ccouse right now id do
Dmianything at all to get my boB, Fwles evacuated
Cin the bathroom
Dmiand i sit, and i wait,B and i strain
and i sweFat, and i clench and i feeCl the pain oh,
Gmi, Bb, (let, It, Ring)should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
Verse 2:
Fi was, feeling pretty down
Dmitill my, girlfriend came around
Bwere just, so alike in every wCay, ive gotta say
Fin fact, i just thought i might
Dmipop the, question there that night
Bi was, kissing her so tenderlCy, but woe is me
PRE®:Bb
who would have guest, her family crest
Dmii suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
Bb
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
Ctel(letl meIt, Ring)
®::
Dmihow was i supposed to know thaBt we were both reFlated
Cbelive me if i
Dminew she was my cousin we nevBer would have datedF
Cwhat to do now
Dmishould i go ahead and Bpropose
and get hFitched, and have kids withC eleven toes
Gmiand move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tolBler(letatedIt, Ring)
No no no
FNo no (no no)
DmiNo no (no no)
Bb
No No (no no)
CNo...
Verse3:
Fi had, so much on my mind
Dmii thought, maybe id unwind
Btry out that new rollerC coaster ride, and the guide
PRE®:Bb
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Dmithat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
Bb
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
Ctel(letl meIt, Ring)
®::
Dmiwhy'd i have to go and get mysB, Felf decapitated
Cthis really is a
Dmimajor inconvenience oh man iB, F really hate it
Csuch a drag now
Dmii cant eat, i cant breBath, i cant snore
i cant beFlch or yodell any more, caCnt
Gmispit or blow my nose or even read sports illustratedB, (let, It, Ring)
oh no
Dmiwhy'd i have to go and myself Ball mutilated F
Ci gotta tell you
Dmilife without a head kinda maB, Fkes me irritated
Cwhat a bummer
Dmii cant blink, i cant cBough, i cant sneeze
but my neFck is enjoyng a pleasant bCreeze now
Gmiive never been the same since my head and me were sepBera(let, It, Ring)ted
No no no
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