(Chorus)

E

I found someone new who treats me better

E				      B

She don't bitch about things we ain't got



E

When I sing this tune it don't upset her



B				  E

She's half your age and twice as hot





(Verse)



A

Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes



E

Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows



A						  B

She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know



(Chorus) 

E

I found someone new who treats me better

E				       B

She don't bitch about things we ain't got



E

When I sing this tune it don't upset her



B				  E

She's half your age and twice as hot





(Verse)

A



Oh she don't start trouble cuz she dont need drama



E

She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma



A						B

I'm her big poppa an she's my little rock n roll



(Chorus)



(Chorus) 

E

I found someone new who treats me better

E					B

She don't bitch about things we ain't got



E

When I sing this tune it don't upset her



B				  E

She's half your age and twice as hot