VERSE 1: P.M.
G5
I'm patient of this plan
F5
As humble as I can
G5
I'll wait another day
D5
Before I turn away
G5
But know this much is true
C5
No matter what I do
F5
Offend in every way
G5
I don't know what to say
VERSE 2:
I'm coming through the door
But they're expecting more
Of an interesting man
Sometimes I think I can
But how much can I fake
I'll speak until I break
With every word I say
Offend in every way
BREAK + INTRO
VERSE 3:
You tell me to relax
And listen to these facts
That everyone's my friend
And will be 'til the end
But know this much is true
No matter what I do
No matter what I say
Offend in every way