I`m f*cking Matt Damon. You`re f*cking Matt Damon? Well,I`m f*cking Hannah Montana. She`s f*cking Hannah Montana. Backstage,at my concert. F*cks me on my parent`s bed. After school,at my locker, in the car,I give her head. I`m also f*cking the Flava. Yeah boy!She`s f*cking Flava-Flav,fool You know what time it is? Because I`m f*cking Juney too. Yeah,I know,but it`s true Flava-Flav,he f*ck me too. And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude. And we`re all f*cking Hellboy. Yeah,they`re f*cking Hellboy, and I`m f*cking the Hulk. When I get really mad, I start f*cking Iron man. A most uncomfortable screw, but I f*ck the princess too. Ding-Dong. Who`s that ringing on my bell? The bit*h who`s f*cking Iron man. That`s I-R-O-N M-A-N! And I f*ck him in the mouth. That`s f*cking great. Because I`m f*cking Wolf. He`s f*cking Wolf. Ain`t that pity? Because I`m f*cking those bit*hes from Sex in the city. He f*cks the Sex in the city gals. So I wondered: Would Wolf really jealous, if he knew we were f*cking that guy with big utility belt? They`re all f*cking Batman, At Wayne Manor,in the Batcave, Bulter Alfred is our love slave. Riddle me this Holy Bathhouse, I`m f*cking Amy Winehouse? He`s f*cking Amy Winehouse. Yeah,on the down-low,low,low. And I`m f*cking Jessica Simpson. Cause I`m on blow,blow,blow. She`s f*cking Jessica Simpson,oh yeah. And I think,I might have f*cked that hot assassin. Everyone`s f*cked me, and I`ve f*cked them back,you see. And the Mexican,too. With the tragic hairdo. Call it,heads,I`m f*cking J.T. I`m f*cking that male model, cause he`s so fine. And I like to get up,in them Calvin Kleins. It`s true,J.T. f*cked my ass again, but I`m also f*cking prince Caspian. I`m handsome and I`m cool. That`s why this prince, f*cks the kids from high school. -Come on! -Let`s me hear you. -You know,what time is it? -Yeah..No,what time is it? -It`s time to get f*cked!! -F*ck me. -No..F*ck me. -F*ck me. He f*cks all us kids in the high school, under the bleachers,in the showers. While we`re changing for gym class. I`m f*cking Oprah. I`m f*cking Obama. I`m f*cking Indiana`s ass. She`s f*cking Indiana, and I`m f*cking Hancock. He`s f*cking Hancock, and I`m f*cking Beowulf. I know,You like it. And I`m f*cking Kung Fu Panda. And I`m f*cking Michael Jackson. Don`t judge me. I love my animals,you see. Oh yeah,he`s f*cking the Chipmunks. Sad to say,but it`s true, he f*cks the Chipmunks,f*ck yooooouuuu!