^BmiDoctor Doctor what is ^Awrong with m^Ge ^{Emi Bmi}This supermarket life ^Ais getting l^Gong^{Emi Bmi}What is the heart life^A of a ^Gcolour TV ^{Emi Bmi}What is the shelf life^A of a ^Gteenage queen^{D Emi, C D}Oo^Dh w^Ees^F#tern wo^Gman ^DOo^Dh w^Ees^F#tern gi^Grl ^BmiNews hound sniffs the air When^A Jessica Hahn ^Ggoes down ^{Emi Bmi}He latches on to that symbol ^{A G}Of detachment ^{Emi Bmi}Attracted by^A the p^Geeling away of feeling^{Emi Bmi}The celebrity^A of the a^Gbused shell the belle^{D D}Oo^Dh w^Ees^F#tern w^Gomen ^DOo^Dh w^Ees^F#tern g^Girl ^DAnd the children on Melrose Strut their stuff ^GIs absolute zero cold enough ^DAnd out in the valley warm and clean ^GThe little ones sit by their TV screens ^DNo toughts to think ^GNo tears to cry ^AAll ^A#sucked ^Bmidry ^BmiDown to the ^Avery last b^Greath ^EmiBartender what is w^Arong with me ^EmiWhy am I so out of b^Areath ^EmiThe captain said ex^Acuse me ma'am ^EmiThis species has am^Aused itself to death ^DAmused itself to de^Gath ^DAmused itself to de^Gath ^DWe watched the tra^Emiged^F#y unf^Gold We did as we were told We bought and sold ^DIt was the gre^Emiatest s^F#how on e^Garth But then it was over ^DWe oohed and aahed We drove our racing cars ^GWe ate our last few jars of caviar ^DAnd somewhere out there in the stars A keen-eyed loo^Gk-out Spied a flickering light Our last hurra^Dh Our last hurra^Gh ^EmiAnd when they found our s^Ahadows ^EmiGrouped around the TV se^Ats ^EmiThey ran down every le^Aad They re^Emipeated every te^Ast ^{A#, Bmi} They checked out al^C#l the d^Data on their l^Gists And then t^Bmihe alien anthropologists ^{C#, D} Admitted t^Ghey were st^F#miill perplex^Emied ^DBut on eliminating every other reason For our s^Gad demise ^DThey logged the only explanation l^Geft This species has amused itself to death ^{Bmi Emi}No tears to cry ^{A Emi}No feelings left ^{A Emi}This species has amu^Ased itself to death ^Bmi Amused itse^Alf to de^Gath ^BmiAmused itse^Alf to de^Gath ^BmiAmused itse^Alf to de^Gath ^BmiAmused itse^Alf to de^Gath