Came back from late night shopping, saw your shadow on the curtain. I presume you let yourself in with the key you've yet to return. You ask me how I've been, and if I've seen much snow. Skilfully avoiding things that happened here a year ago. So she's turned you out, has she? well I can't say I'm surprised. After last year's festive fuss, I find it hard to sympathise. I slid through slush on boxing day, the shops were shut, no films were on. You swanned around to hers, And left a note to say you'd gone. Stood by the fireplace, you look ridiculous. You can't just come and stay here, like you did last Christmas. You know what you did wrong, and Christmas, Christmas is cancelled this year The last thing I expected was to come and find you knocking at my door waiting for a treat in Christmas stockings -how shocking. Don't take your jacket off, this is not your home. Just raise a glass to two more people spending Christmas day alone. Stood by the fireplace, you look ridiculous. You can't just come and stay here, like you did last Christmas. You know what you did wrong, and Christmas, Christmas is cancelled this year