Well, I killed my dad In a con gone bad Nearly drank myself to death But when he died he said Lou had the cake So I caught a bus headin' west I saw the numbers running through a small cafe And I knew I'd find my Uncle Lou That's when Ed stepped up He said pick a card Shape the con before it shapes you Who sent ya'? Sam f*ckin' Peckinpah Yeah who sent ya'? Who sent ya'? Who sent ya'? Sam f*ckin' Peckinpah Yeah who sent ya'? Now I met my uncle for the very first time And he sent me on a con with Ed So we came callin' on his girl Diane A blone girl dressed in red I guess pigeon dropping was the name of the game And I had to pay my dues Well fun time Family fun was the plan Shape the con before it shapes you Who sent ya'? Sam f*ckin' Peckinpah Yeah who sent ya'? Who sent ya' baby girl? Sam f*ckin' Peckinpah Yeah who sent ya'? Sam Peckinpah tried to choke Eddie out But he cut him from ear to ear Then he grabbed old Lou said "We f*ck now" On his face a twisted jeer He took old Lou to the same cafe' Eddie couldn't have been much higher When he tied him up It was his intent To put his head in that deep fryer Well, Diane told me I tackled Ed As we did a little wiggle and dance When we were done Ed got a hot head WELL VIVA LA F*CKIN' FRANCE MAN! Someone tryin' to kill me man? (They're trying to kill you Eddie) The f*cking eggars(?) Someone tryin' to kill me man? (They're trying to kill you Eddie) The f*cking eggars(?) Guess they may be friends(for Ed)(?) (All f*ckin' summer long sugar) Who sent you? Sam f*ckin' Peckinpah Yeah who sent ya'? Who sent ya' baby girl? Sma f*ckin' Peckinpah Yeah who sent ya'? You shape the con or It'll shape you You shape the con You shape the con or It'll shape you You shape the con Praise f*cking God!(?)