Here's to findin' a good man Got a bucket of Corona Enough stories to last all night About the trials and tribulations Of findin' Mr. Right Of findin' a good man ^Chorus: Here's to the liars and the cheaters And the cold mistreaters To the mama's boys who can't make a stand Here's to the superficial players The I love you too soon sayers If you hear me girls raise your hand Let's have a toast Here's to findin' a good man Blind dates and horror stories Pushy guys and fast movers Let's dedicate this girl's night out To big talkers bad losers It's so hard findin' a good man ^Chorus: Here's to the liars and the cheaters And the cold mistreaters To the mama's boys who can't make a stand Here's to the superficial players The I love you too soon sayers If you hear me girls raise your hand Let's have a toast Here's to findin' a good man Julie I know you want perfection Angie you wanna listener Lisa your list is gettin' long And girls you know me I just want a good kisser ^Chorus: Here's to the liars and the cheaters And the cold mistreaters To the mama's boys who can't make a stand Here's to the superficial players The I love you too soon sayers If you hear me girls raise your hand Let's have a toast Here's to findin' a good man