"Alcohaulin' Ass" A little bit of sunshine A little bit of booze A little bit of me And a little bit of you A little bit country A little bit of blues A little slice of heaven And a little piece of you...come on Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaulin' ass Alcohaul...in' ass A little bit thirsty A little bit used A little bit of whiskey And a little pinch of chew A little bit tired And a bad attitude A little bit of drinkin And another piece of you Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaulin' ass Alcohaulin' Alcohaulin' You drove me to it So there was nothing i could do You pushed me down Split me right in two Now i found the long hard road Carried the weight of you Boy oh boy god damn Only one thing left to do Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaulin' ass Only one thing left to do A little bit of Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaul...in' ass