Girlfriend now I have a girlfriend now no way, no how how'd I get a girlfriend, now? I remember it vividly, love. I've been walking erect since the moment we met and I caught your eyes to my surprise (your white thighs) hebraic neuroses ceased to be an angel's conversing with me the new attractive to me is divine and even if your friends don't understand no matter what i'll always be your man and even if you go, you know you'll leave me feeling grand I'll need new contraceptives, green eyes I found god when you left him, green eyes let's spend the night entwined out on the boardwalk in sickly summertime like the yin and the yang of the afikomen you're the omen that all has changed that was deranged and even if you suck me 'til I'm sore no matter what I'd bleed to be your whore and even if the cancer grows until we explode, I'm yours Girlfriend now I have a girlfriend now no way, no how how'd i get a girlfriend, now? well from here on forth, I'm yours And even if your whisper eats my ear your voice shall be the only song i long to hear and even if you fear the end, our sacrament of salmon and irish beer will still be here Girlfriend now I have a girlfriend now no way, no how how'd I get a girlfriend, now? well from here on forth, I'm yours Boy, i need your love, so give it to me boy, i need your touch, so lay it on me boy, i need your love, i need your touch, I'm yours