You won’t believe how many things Are wandering a-through my head You’re next to me, it’s plain to see that Maybe you would like me dead I see it in your eyes They’re as black as night Here is the surprise: One, I know, it probably should chill me Two, I think you probably want to kill me Three, I know I want to spend my life with you You’d never harm me And of all of these The only one I fear is number three. Here I go I’m on a roll I want to know about you Holy water, stakes in hearts Tell me is it even true. I see it in your eyes They’re as black as night Here is the surprise: One, I know, it probably should chill me Two, I think you probably want to kill me Three, I know I want to spend my life with you You’d never harm me And of all of these The only one I fear is number three. Stupid shiny Volvo owner I’m so glad to see you here It’s so awesome when I’m with you I don’t ever have to fear I see it in your eyes They’re as black as night Here is the surprise: One, I know, it probably should chill me Two, I think you probably want to kill me Three, I know I want to spend my life with you You’d never harm me And of all of these The only one I fear is number three. (2x)