^{MC Confusing} All the rappers are comprehensible - not me! First on the mic - MC Confusing! I took a p*ss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap I attack motherf***ers wearing purple backpacks And I snag on towel racks and take a sh*t on your track Yeah you whack, cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape ^{MC Insecure} Yo I'm MC Insecure - what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt Aw, I think I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and finish the song without me ^{MC Amnesia} Yo MC Amnesia up in this b*tch Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember sh*t Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have my rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! What my motherf***ing name? (Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) ^{MC Public Urination} Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what! I take a f***ing piss on a f***ing sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my c*ck And empty my bladder while you motherf***ers watch! You other MCs can't handle this sh*t! You’re just a little b*tch afraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to p*ss Yo f*** that sh*t - I just whip out my d*ck! ^{MC Fatigue} Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I f***ing fall asleep ^{Chorus-Chorus Guy} I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) ^{Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is} Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said “Let's go to your place, I'll suck your d*ck” I said “Hell yeah b*tch, that's so ironic” ^{MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily} Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked. ^{MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3} Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy! ^{MC Lethal Weapon 4} MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy The 4th was also good together with Chris Rock and Jet Li! ^{MC Sh*t My Pants Frequently} Yo I'm MC Sh*t My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly a*s h*es There we go! Thank god I brought a change of clothes! ^{MC Final Verse} Yo I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But motherf***ers I don't really have the time So f*** that and come back to the Chorus Guy ^{Chorus-Chorus Guy} I’m still singing the chorus (Thank god we’re almost done) I hate singing the chorus (Such a boring f***ing job) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep)