Last Will And Testament When I die, bury me naked with my ukulele. I played it daily when I was alive, so bury me with it when I die. When I die, throw me a party; invite all my friends. I loved my friends when I was alive so throw me a party when I die. And when I die, play my favourite song – that one with all those saxophones. I never liked saxophones when I was alive but play that song when I die. And when I die don’t be too sad – but a little bit sad would be nice. So if your eyes are red, honey, that’s alright. Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine in my dirt and gravel bed. When I die I won’t be sad, I’ll just be dead. So when I die, bury me naked with my ukulele. I played it daily when I was alive, so bury me with it when I die.