You take tea, I’ll have a beer You seem scared of everything that I hold dear You’re all ‘panic, panic’, but that’s just fine You ride your way and I’ll ride mine Over to you fellas! You wear fancy boots, while I’ve got spurs I just love the cold, but you like furs You rush ahead, while I take my time Listen, you ride your way and I’ll ride mine Drive ‘em home guys Yeaaaahahahah, I love it WOBBLEBOARD!! You really hate this old land of mine It’s sad But you’ll learn to love it if you take your time Listen, it’s all part of a grand design Why don’t I ride your way, you ride mine! You ride high, I ride low I’ll go fast, you go slow Horses for courses and that’s just fine I’ll ride your way and you ride mine