((((Up and down strokes for every chord)))) Bm Am It was the blackest night! E Am There was no moon in sight! Bm Am (you know the stars ain\'t shinin\' E Am \'cause the sky\'s too tight) Bm Am I heard the scary wind! E Am I seen some ugly trees! Bm Am There was a werewolf honkin\', E Am \'long the side of me! Bm Am E Am I\'m mean \'n I\'m bad, (y\'know I ain\'t no sissy) Bm Am E Am Got a big-titty girly by the name of \'chrissy\' Bm Am E Am Talkin\' about her \'n my bike \'n me... Bm Am E Am E Am \'n this ride up the mountain of my-stery, (my-stery) (Bm,Am,E,Am X2) Bm Am I noticed even the crickets E Am Acted weird up here Bm Am And so I figured I might E Am Just drink a little beer Bm Am E Am I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin\' on... Bm Am But there was no reply E Am \'cause she was gone! Bm Am E Am where\'s those titties I like so well, Bm Am \'n\' my goddam beer! E Am Bm Am Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise E Am Bm Am Like a crunchin\' twig, \'n up jumped the devil! E Am (he\'s about this big!) Bm Am He had a red suit on E Am An\' a widow\'s peak Bm Am An\' then a pointed tail E Am \'n like a sulphur reek, Bm Am Yes, it was him awright, E Am I swear I knowed it was! Bm Am He had some human flesh E Am Stuck under-neath his claws Bm Am You know, it looked to me E Am Like it was titty skin! Bm Am I said, you son-of-a-bitch! E Am (\'cause I was mad at him!) Bm Am He just got out his floss E Am \'n started cleanin\' his fang Bm Am So I shot him with my shooter, Bm Am Fm Said: bang! bang! bang! ((((Just downward strokes on this part)))) Bm Am E Fm Then the sucker just laughed \'n said: put it away! Bm Am You know, I ate her all up...now what you E Fm Gonna say? Bm Am You ate my chrissy? E Fm yeah! titties \'n all! Bm Am Well what about the beer then? E Fm now, were the cans this tall? Bm Am Even her boots? E Fm would I lie to you? Bm Fm Shit, you musta been hungry! E Fm yeah, this is true. Bm Am Don\'t they pay you good for the E Fm Stuff that you do? Bm Am E Fm well, you know, I can\'t com-plain when the checks come through... Bm Am Well I want my chrissy, Oh yeah? E Fm \'n I want my beer Hah! Bm Am So you just barf it back up! E Fm Now, devil, do you hear? Bm Am E Fm blow it out your ass, motor-cycle man! Bm Am E Fm I mean, I am the devil, do you under-stand? Bm Am Just what will you give me for your E Fm Titties and beer? Bm Am I suppose you noticed this little E Fm Contract here... Bm Am E Fm Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore! Don\'t call me that! Bm Am That\'s about the only reason E Fm I learned writin\' for! Bm Am E Fm Gimme that paper! bet yer horns I\'ll sign! Bm Am E Because I need a beer, \'n it\'s titty- Fm Squeezin\' time! Bm Am E Fm man, you can\'t fool me! you ain\'t that bad! Oh yeah? Bm Am E Fm Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I\'ve had! Bm Am E Fm There was milhous nixon \'n agnew too! Bm Am E Fm \'n both of those suckers was worse \'n you! Bm Am E Let\'s make a deal if you think Fm That\'s true Bm Am E I mean, you\'re supposed to be the devil so...whatcha Fm Gonna do? Heh? Bm Am E Fm wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say... Bm Am That you want to make a deal with me... E Fm that\'s very, very true Bm Am E Fm I\'m only inte-rested in two things yeah? Bm Am E Fm See if you can guess what they are Bm Am E Fm i would think...uh...let\'s see, maybe stravinsky... Bm Am E Fm i\'ll give you two clues. let go of your pickle Bm what? Am E Fm let go of your pickle! Bm Am i\'m not holding my pickle E Fm Bm well, who\'s hold-ing your pickle then? Am E Fm Bm i don\'t know...she\'s out in the audience... Am E Fm Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold Bm Am E Fm My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? Bm Am E i\'m only interested in two things, and that\'s Fm Titties and beer Bm Am You know what I mean? E Fm what? ((((Increase speed here)))) Bm Am Titties and beer E Fm Titties and beer Bm Am Titties and beer E Fm Titties and beer Bm Am Titties and beer E Fm Titties and beer Bm Titties and beer! Am Titties and beer! E Titties and beer! Fm Titties and beer! Bm Am E Fm no! don\'t sign it! give me time to think... Bm Am E Fm I mean hold on a second boy, \'cause that\'s magic ink! ((((Up and down strokes again from now on)))) Bm Am And then the devil let go of his pickle E Am Bm And out come my girl, there was her titties Am Flop-floppin\'...all around the world Bm Am E Am She said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs Bm Am E Am And I\'m gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns! Bm Am E Am Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff Bm Am That\'s when the devil, he farted E Am And she went right over the cliff! Bm Am E Am The devil was mad, I took off to my pad Bm Am I swear I do de-clare! E Am How did she get back there?