Somewhere along the way, my hopefulness turned to sadness Somewhere along the way, my sadness turned to bitterness Somewhere along the way, my bitterness turned to anger Somewhere along the way, my anger turned to vengeance And the ones that I made pay were never the ones who deserved it And the ones who deserved it, they’ll never understand it Yes, I know I’m going to hell in a purple basket Least I’ll be in another world while you’re pissing on my casket… How could you be So perfect for me Why can’t you ignore The things I did before Somewhere along the way, exacting vengeance gave excitement Somewhere along the way, that excitement turned to pleasure Somewhere along the way, that pleasure turned to madness But sooner or later that kind of madness turns to pain And the ones that I made pay were never the ones who deserved it Those who helped me along the way. I smacked’em as I thanked’em Yes, I know I’m going to hell in a leather jacket Least I’ll be in another world while you’re pissing on my casket And all that I can do is sing a song of faded glory And all you got to do is sit there, look great, and make’em horny Together we’ll sing songs and tell exaggerated stories About the way we feel today and tonight and in the morning… How could you be SO perfect for me Why can’t you ignore The things I did before Take all you’re fears, pretend they’re all true Take all your plans pretend they fell through That’s what it’s like… That’s what it’s like for most people in this world The rich of the poor, Muslims or Jews When roles are reversed, Opinions are too… That’s all I’m gonna say now. Before they come knocking on my door