He loves your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me If you need you oil changed I'll do it for you free Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine Every time he touches you his ass stands up on end His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat He loves your sense of humor, your disposition too There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees Life would be so simple if I only had you to please Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye You go to the airport now and I'm going home to cry He loves your... Electric dumplings Red bell peppers Fuel injection Service charge Five-speed gearbox Long endurance Quest for junk food Big refrigerator Trembling Wilbury Marble earrings Porky curtains Power steering Bottled water Parts and services Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a ...ing dirty world