^Aaron: Well, I guess the best way for me to begin is The Other day I was hanging with some friends Going around the room talking about our favorite noise I said I had a brother in the Backstreet Boys So everyone screamed ^{Group of Kids:} Hey is this some kinda trick ^{Dopey Guy:} Yea, which one is he? ^Aaron: The Blonde One, Nick Then the cutest girl said: ^Girl: I have to see their show But I have no ticket, Aaron How can I go ^Aaron: Your wish is my command See it's no problem, hon In fact I'll get some tickets here for everyone All I gotta is pick up the celly And its a done deal Let me call Nick and tell him ^{Other Guy:} By the way Aaron, if you could, while you're at it Can you hook up some seats For my friends and my parents? ^Aaron: So I said to myself, well heck, why not? There's nothing that can beat the connection I got ^{Chorus (girls):} Aaron, Oh Aaron What are you going to do? You make empty promises oh so big (^Aaron: man) How gonna make them come true? (^Aaron: I don't know) Aaron, Oh Aaron, What are we going to do with you? Always a makin' a bigger mistake Always a-makin' a fool (^Aaron: Yo, I gotta make a phone call) ^{Ring Nick:} Hello? ^Aaron: Hey Nick I need a favor from you, dude I promised people tickets So you gotta come through ^Nick: Sure, bro...how many do you need? ^Aaron: 1...2...uh, 3003 ^Nick: WHAT?! I can get you maybe a dozen You can't promise seats to everyone and their cousin What did you do? How'd you get in this mess? ^Aaron: I was talkin to this girl... ^Nick: Hold your breath I know the rest Guess you better get yourself a whole lotta money ^Aaron: For 3000 tickets? Nick, that's isn't funny. How'm I supposed to pull that off in so little time? ^Nick: You got me, Aaron That's your problem...not mine ^{Chorus (girls):} Aaron, Oh Aaron (^Aaron: What do I do?) What are you going to do? You make empty promises oh so big (^Aaron: What?) How gonna make them come true? Aaron, Oh Aaron, (^{Aaron (annoyed):} What?) What are we going to do with you? (^Aaron: I don't know) Always a makin' a bigger mistake (^Aaron: So, it was just one mistake) Always a-makin' a fool (^Aaron: Whatever) ^Aaron: How in the world can he do that to me? I thought we were blood. I thought we were family. We're gettin' to the show We'll get good seats Everyone on the bus, you're all coming with me I'm tellin' you guys when we get to the gate He can never say "no" when he looks at my face Hook me up! Nick, Man, I swear I'll pay you back ^Nick: Well come to think about, we need an opening act. ^Aaron: What do you want me to do: tell jokes; dance; act? ^Nick: Nah, I want you on stage, I want you to rap. 'Cause if you don't you're gonna have some disappointed friends And by the way you're on at eight, that's when the show begins ^{Chorus (girls):} Aaron. Oh, Aaron, what are you going to do? (^Aaron: Man) You make big promises oh so big How you gonna make it come true? (^Aaron: One promise man) Aaron. Oh, Aaron, What are we going to do with you? (^Aaron: I'm desperate) Always a-makin' a bigger mistake (^Aaron: I'm desperate, Man ^Squeak) Always a-makin' a fool ^{Repeat until fade}