Capo 6th fret Intro: F Am G C 2x Verse 1 F Am G C I wish you smelled a little funny F Am G C Not just funny really bad F Am G C We could roam the streets forever F Am G C Just like cats but we'd never stray F Am G C 2x (If you like to) Verse 2 F Am G C I sometimes wish you were a mermaid F Am G C I could raise you in the tub at home F Am G C We could take a swim together F Am G C On weekly daytrips to the bay Refrain F Am G C Oooo oooooh, you and me F Am G C It would be only you and me F Am G C Oooo oooooh, you and me F Am G C It would be only you and me F Am G C You and Me -- -- 2x Verse 3 F Am G C I wish you were a little bigger F Am G C Not just big but really fat F Am G C Doors you would no longer fit through F Am G C In my bed you would have to stay Verse 4 F Am G C I often wish that you had feathers F Am G C I'd keep you in a giant cage F Am G C All day long I'd sit and watch you F Am G C And sing for you if it would be okay Refrain F Am G C Oooo oooooh, you and me F Am G C It would be only you and me F Am G C Oooo oooooh, you and me F Am G C It would be only you and me F Am G C You and Me -- -- 2x Bridge Em Am People say F G There are plenty of fish Em Am In the sea F G Baby, all I do is wish - I wish, I wish I - Verse 5 F Am G C I wish you were a little slower F Am G C Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed F Am G C That I could plug you into a socket F Am G C So you could never run away Verse 6 F Am G C I really wish that you were smaller F Am G C Not just small but really really short F Am G C So I could put you in my pocket F Am G C And carry you around all day Refrain F Am G C Oooo oooooh, you and me F Am G C It would be only you and me F Am G C Oooo oooooh, you and me F Am G C It would be only you and me F Am G C You and Me -- -- 4x