PERFECT 10 by The Beautiful South She's a perfect ten But she wears a twelve Baby keep a little two for me She could be sweet sixteen Bustin' out at the seams It's still love in the first degree When he's at my gate With a big fat eight You wanna see the smile on my face And even at my door With a poor poor four There ain't no man can replace 'cause we love our love In different sizes I love her body Especially the lies Time takes it toll But not on the eyes Promise me this Take me tonight If he's extra large (that's me) Well I'm in charge I can't work this thing on top And if he's XXL Well what the hell? Every penny don't fit the slot The anorexic chicks The model six They don't hold no weight with me Well, eight or nine Well that's just fine But I like to hold something I can see 'cause we love our love In different sizes I love her body Especially the lies Time takes it toll But not on the eyes Promise me this Take me tonight I've bought a watch To time your beauty But I had to fit a second hand I've bought a calendar And every month Is taken up by a lover man 'cause we love our love In different sizes I love her body Especially the lies Time takes it toll But not on the eyes Promise me this Take me tonight 'cause we love our love In different sizes I love her body Especially the lies Time takes it toll But not on the eyes Promise me this Take me tonight