Christmas is here again and nobody called me Sitting at home alone waiting for party Suddenly i hear the sound from my chimney above me Oh f*cking sh*t its Santa and he´s coming for me I know he thinks i´m waiting for him and then thank him But all i can see is bottle of beer behind me I will call my friends.. wait...sh*t i don´t have any friends I must leave my house before that redhanded bastard catch me Oh come one please stop telling me that poor story You know christmas is nothing for me i just wanna party And i know its lost to hiding, Everywhere i hide he finds me Hey boy you have been bad for the whole year and this is my revange! Chorus: Oh no.. Santa is near my house Please leave me alone Friends keep me away from home Hou Hou Hou boy here´s your crap! NO NO! Santa shut the f*ck up! Every single year was the same, This one is strange I dont realy like it because i´m pure sober And christmas tree in the living room is about to shed In my head was born a thought watching all days my neighbor Freaky Fred Playing kids on the streets, they make f*cking mad! Throwing snow balls in my window I´m near the crash, make their back bone snap I found myself and made my underwear wet And whiskey in the bottle´s getting less Chorus: 2x I found something special for fun Under the tree new loaded gun I will shoot myself tonight Goodbye dear Santa Claus