When we fall out I like to go driving in my car Listen to something ironic And end up in a bar Get an earful of shit from a stranger Who's got a broken heart Weighting up what would be more payful, Staying with your man Or going back to her Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose-lose situation For a shitty little clown You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die Everybody knows the score She'll be crying to the mother-in-law And I'll be sleeping out with the dog Must give ????? A call, a call, a call, a call... Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose-lose situation For a shitty little clown You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la Ooooh... Then we make up I'm walking on egg-shells for a day And I'll clean the house And hope that I might get a lay I've been back to that drunken stranger And something that he says "????????????" She'll be quiet when your dead Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose-lose situation For a shitty little clown You can never win with women It's pointless trying to try It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die And it's a lose-lose situation till the day you die