Woe baby you're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) Would you go do this, and go do that, nag (Nag) you're always tellin' me what to do (Nag) I just can't seem to get rid of you (You're a nag) You order me around just like a slave (Nag) You're gonna send me to an early grave Would you go to fix the bacon and don't burn the toast Run down to the butcher shop and buy me a roast. (Nag) The way you're naggin' never gonna stop (Nag) You always seem to be a blowin' your top (You're a nag) One of these days I'm gonna lose my mind (Nag) Jump out a window and I'll be real fine Would you go do this, go do that Wash up all the dishes And don't you talk back When I met you you were oh so sweet Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) Would you go do this, and go do that, nag Hey you, get out of here