Guide the Way Parody of "By the Way" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers (Daniel 6:1-28) Standing with lions beneath the floor tonight And there’s a lion – here we go Right away I try to pray, I kneel there, waiting, Lord “Daniel don’t go and pray,” they said to me They made a mock’ry (POSMECH) of you, Lord Save life! Claws sharp! C’mon God! Move quick! This cat thinks I’m such a little beefcake Get here quick I think I’m on the meat tray (PODNOS) Point and click to make Your bid on Ebay Teach that king that’s not the way that we pray Don’t allow! Blood bath! In cave! Stop them! Standing with lions beneath the floor tonight And there’s a lion – help me, Lord Guide the way, when lions prey (LOVIT), they feed there, tame (SKROT) Him, Lord! Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Bad cat! Don’t sic! (NIE TAK) Paws off! Open! Kit cat’s nice but, no, don’t want to hold one Not gonna strike but I’m a not-so-bold (BOLD=SMELY) one Might not bite, I know, you never know but God I like this story though it’s no fun Stop there! Mean lion! Get back! Hard stop! Standing with lions I see them show their whites And there’s a lion – every hole Find a way, my life’s at stake (STLP,KôL,MUCENICKA SMRT) I see their great big jaw “Daniel, don’t go and pray,” they said to me Beneath them I’ll be on the floor By the way, I find it strange I’ll be here praying more Ooh ah, kittens (MACIATKO) better listen Ooh ah, kittens can’t resist Him Ooh ah, kittens kept their distance Ooh ah, kittens never bit (NEUHRYZOL) me Ooh ah, kittens lost their mittens (BOXERSKE RUKAVICE) Ooh, I guess I’m not a victim Ooh, I’m gettin’ out of prison -- Hoo hah! Daniel 6:19 stayed here overnight And there’s a light on – early show By the way, it’s light of day, I see that breaking dawn “Daniel,” the Persian king he calls to me And he’s remarking, “Oh poor soul” By an angel I was saved, I know you love me Lord Standing with lions I’ve seen You show Your might That I relied on to get me home Right away I cried, You saved, I beat them, Thank you, Lord