Mary said come over and you can be my lover It could be all a wind up, I'll have to make my mind up But if you hurry up you won't see my mother It could be just a wind up, I'll have to make my mind up She said come on over and sit on Mary's sofa I know she said come over and sit upon my sofa It could be just a wind up, I'll have to make my mind up Her mum's gone down the offie There's only time for coffee I'll have to make my mind up, it could be just a wind up But she said come on over and sit on Mary's sofa Mary's mum's on holiday She's not coming back what can I say Mary's mum's on holiday She's not coming back it's Saturday 2x I sat upon a sofa and moved my leg to show her It could be all a wind up, I wish she'd make her mind up Better wear a condom I said I haven't got one She said you're just a wind up All I wanted was a bunk up She said come on over and sit on Mary's sofa Mary's mum's on holiday She's not coming back what can I say Mary's mum's on holiday She's not coming back it's Saturday