*snorting* It was a dusty old night and I'm the first to admit it I'm sure i upset someone But my memory has chosen to omit it A tiny voice was telling me i should cool it Chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish The first line hit me like a kick in the face Thought I better have another one just in case Next thing i knew my heart was under attack Bought a one way ticket to hell.... And Back! One Way Ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits But my septum is in tatters And I've still got the runs Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel Seveal lines are chocking like a glorious game Bought a one way ticket to hell... And back! One Way Ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back ^{Sitar/effects} Stick it up your f*cking nose! Woohoo! ^Solo Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder Pausing long enough to snort that white powder Wheels steering off but I'm still on track Bought a one way ticket to hell And back! One way ticket to hell and back(yeah) Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah) One way ticket to hell and back, Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah) One way ticket to hell and back(woo!) Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back, Bought a one way ticket to hell...