CHORUS: He's a ^Ddrug store truck drivin' ^Aman He's the head of the Ku Klux ^DKlan When summer rolls ^Earound He'll be ^Alucky if he's not in ^Dtown 1.Well, he's ^Dgot him a house on the ^Ahill He plays country records till ^Eyou've had your ^Dfill He's a fireman's friend he's an ^Eall-night DJ But he ^Asure does think different from the ^Erecords he ^Dplays CHORUS:He`s... 2.Well, he don't like the young folks I know He told me one night on his radio show He's got him a medal he won in the War It weighs five hundred pounds and it sleeps on his floor CHORUS:He`s... 3.He's been like a father to me He's the only DJ you can hear after three I'm an all-night musician in a rock and roll band And why he don't like me I can't understand CHORUS:He`s... He'll be lucky if he's not in town RECITATIV: "This one's for you, Ralph."