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| Vader and Sidius
It's not the east or the west side.
no its not
It's not the north or the south side.
no its not
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' of the Empire! so all you vader haters out there, go blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes, he’d be a powerful ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
Fades...
Uncle Owen:
Luke, getcho ass over here right now,
stop monkeying 'round that landspeeder
where them two droids I asked you to clean boy?,
did you clean your room?
Luke:
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
can I go to tashi station
I got a lay away on a power converter
but now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder
Ben:
Luke use the force and run
run to dagobah run to dagobah
Luke use the force and run
run to dagobah run to dagobah
Yoda:
I'm Yoda, I'm a soldier
I'll mold ya and fold ya
I though I told ya
don't be unwise
judge me not by my size
you won't believe your eyes
once the X wing rise
Luke:
Yoda why you being a playa hata
you know that I must still confront Lord Vader
Yoda:
but Luke not ready are you
Luke:
but there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew
a Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do
so now Vader, I'm coming for you
Vader:
Impressive now release your anger
you must have realized your friends are in danger
Luke:
ohhh why did you cut off my hand
Vader:
it imperative you understand
Obi wan never bothered telling you about your father
Luke:
he told me enough - he told me you killed him
Vader:
then there's something I must reveal then
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
Uncle owen:
Knock em out the box luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box luke
Knock em out |
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