The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
is finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree.
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree.
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree.
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree.
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
facing my in-laws, Five months of bills! Oh I hate those Christmas cards, hangovers, Rigging up these lights, and finding a Christmas tree.
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
salvation army, facing my in-laws, Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards, oh jeez, i'm tryin' to rig up these lights, and finding a Christmas tree.
The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
i want a transformer for Christmas, charities and whaddaya mean YOUR in-laws, Five months of bills! oh making out these cards, uh just get me a beer huh?,what we have NO extension cords?, and finding a Christmas tree.
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
finding parking spaces, daddy I want some candy, donations, facing my in-laws, Five months of bills! Writing out those Christmas cards, hangovers, Now why the hell are they blinking?, and finding a Christmas tree.
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
batteries not included, no parking spaces, buy me something, get a job you bum, facing my in-laws, Five months of bills! ho-ho Christmas cards, oh jeez look at this, one light goes out they all go out, and finding a Christmas tree.
The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials, batteries not included, no parking spaces, (childish mumbling), charities, She's a witch I hate her, Five months of bills! I don't even know half these people, oh who's got the cherry picker?, someone get a flashlight I blew a fuse!, and finding a Christmas tree.
The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
singing Christmas carols, stale TV specials, batteries not included, no parking?, (child crying), charities, gotta make 'em dinner, Five months of bills! I'm not sending 'em this year that's it!, shut up you, Fine you're so smart you rig up the lights!, and finding a Christmas tree. |
Weird Al Yankovic:
Lady Gaga:
