When your A-Asus2pubic hair´s on Efire, Dsomething´s Ewrong
When you A-Asus2think you´re the MessEiah, Dsomething´s Ewrong
When you A-Asus2mistake a plane for EVenus, Dsomething´s Ewrong
When your Agirlfriend´s got a Epenis, Dsomething´s Ewrong
When you like music more than life, something´s wrong
When you start sleeping as you drive, something´s wrong
When your favourite drink is thinner, something´s wrong
When you´re proud to be a sinner, something´s wrong
When a canary drives a tractor, something´s wrong
When your president´s an actor, something´s wrong
When your jacket´s plagued with dandruff, something´s wrong
If you think that this song matters, something´s wrong
