Intro ^{F# G#m B C# F#}(chords) ^{G# A# F# C# G# C# B D# C# F F#}(notes) ^{C# G# C# B D# C# F F#}(notes use the same chords) ^C# So they say ^{F# G#m B} Captain hammer’s become a crusader ^{C# F# G#m B} Political he’s cleaning up the streets ^C# About time ^{F# G#m} So they say ^B That it’s real love, ^{C# F#} so romantic ^{G#m B C#} He signed this ^F# So they say ^{G#m B} We’ll have blankets and beds ^{C# F#} We can open by Monday ^{G# B} Thanks to you ^C# Thanks to me ^{B D#m} It’s the perfect story ^{B F#} So they say ^{G#m B} A hero leading the way ^D#m Hammer’s call to glory ^{G#m C# B} Let’s all be our best ^F# Next up: Who’s gay? ^{G#m B C# F# G#m} So they say he saved her life ^{B C# F#} They say she works with the homeless ^{G#m B} And doesn’t eat meat ^C# We have a ^{F# G#m B} Problem with her! ^C# This is his hair! ^{F# G#m B C#} This is so nice ^{F# G#m B C#} I just might sleep with the same girl twice ^{F# G#m} They say it’s better the second time ^{B C# F# G#m} They say you get to do the weird stuff ^{B C#} We do the weird stuff! ^{B D#m} This is perfect for me ^{B F#} So they say ^G#m I guess he’s pretty ok ^{B D#m} After years of stormy ^{G#m C# B F#} Sailing have I finally found the bay? ^{F# G#m B C# F# G#mB C# B D#m B F#} There’s no happy ending - So they say ^{G#m B} Not for me anyway ^D#m Should I stop pretending? Stop pretending ^{G#m C# B F#} Or is this a brand new day? take the chance to build a brand new day! ^{G#m B C# F# G#m} This is his dry cleaning bill ^{B C# F#} Four sweater vests ^{F# G#m B C#}