Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason to live

Got no reason to live



They got little hands, little eyes

They walk around telling great big lies

They got little noses and tiny little teeth

They  wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet



Well I don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people ‘round here



Short people are just the same as You and I

A fool  such as I

All men are brothers until the day they die

It’s a wonderful world



Short people got nobody

Short people got nobody

Short people got nobody to love

Got nobody to love



They got little baby legs, they stand so low 

You got to pick’em up just to say hello

They got little cars that go beep beep beep

They got little voices goin’ peep peep peep



Well I don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people

Don’t want no short people ‘round here