Intro: (Softly)

  E      E D# D C   C D D# E     E D# D C    C D D# E     E D# D C

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               (Hard)

  C   D   D    B B B B B

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1st Verse (all verses SPOKEN - as in all great poetry)



E (let ring)                      C (let ring)

Well I'm upper-upper class high society,

E (let ring)              C (let ring)

Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,

E (let ring)                      C (let ring)

And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small,

D (let ring)                      B  B    B     B  B

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.





Chorus

All chords stoccato (i.e jab then rest) until last line.

(Refer below for chord riff details)



E (chord riff)           C#m (chord riff)

I've GOT big balls,      I've GOT big balls,

They're SUCH big balls, they're DIRTY big balls,

And HE's got big balls, and SHE's got big balls,



    C     C   C   D  D      A     A  A    B

BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST - BALLS OF THEM ALL.





2nd Verse

E                                 C

And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,

E                                 C

And everybody comes and comes again.

E                                    C

If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher,

D                       B  B  B     B  B

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire.



Chorus



3rd Verse

E                                 C/E

Some balls are held for charity,  and some for fancy dress,

E                                    C/E

But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best.

E                              C/E

My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right,

D/F#                                    B  B    B  B  B

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.







Chorus

Fade out to chants of "Ball-sucker,Ball-sucker"

(at least that's what the kids said when I was at school)