G  F  G  F  G  F  C



		 G		    Gmaj7

She says there's ants in the carpet



Em		      Em with D

Dirty little monsters



Eb		       D

Eating all the morsels



Bm		       C

Picking up the rubbish



G			Gmaj7

Give her effervescence



    Em			   Em with D

She needs a little sparkle



Eb		  D

Good morning t.v.



       Bm		  C

You're looking so healthy





Em		 D

We all say don't want to be alone



Em			 D

We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same



Em	      D			   C

And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night



C		B C

End of a century, oh it's nothing special





Sex on the t.v.

Everybody's at it

And the mind gets dirty

As you get closer to thirty



He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a huddle

Good night t.v., you're all made up

And you're looking like (me)



(repeat chorus)



G   F   G   F    G   F   C

Can you eat her, yes you can



(repeat chorus 2x)