Intro: 

Chord: Dm ....................   

 Bass: d ..................... 

Synth: d a d f d a, d a d e d a 



Chord: Eb.....................

Bass:  g ..................... b b

Synth: es g b es b g, es g b d b g



Chord: A............. A7

Bass:  a............. g............

Synth: cis e a d a e, cis e a cis d e



Dm 

drag him out the window dragging out the dead singing I miss you 

(Dsus2) 

snakes and ladders 

         Eb 

flip the lid out pops the cracker smacks you in the head 

knifes you in the neck 

                 A                                   A7

kicks you in the teeth steel toe caps takes all your credit cards 

get up get the gunge 



get the eggs get the flan in the face the flan in the face 

the flan in the face 

dance you fucker dance you fucker  don't you dare  don't you dare 

don't you flan in the face 

take it with the love is given take it with a pinch of salt 

take it to the taxman 

let me back let me back I promise to be good don't look in the mirror 

at the face you don't recognize help me call a doctor put me inside 

put me inside  put me inside  put me inside  put me inside 



REF:

D                                    Dsus2

I keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up 

G                                                           G6

calls me on the phone tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up 

A 

steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom 

F#m/cis                             G

and I'll never see them again  if I squeal to the cops 



Dm   Am   Bb   F   A A7 x2 

(On and on... lah la lah...) 

Dm Am Bb A 

(Oh ...)  



walking like a giant crane and with my x ray eyes I strip you naked 

in a 

tight little world and  are you on the list? 

Stepford wives who are we to complain? 

Investments and dealers  investments and dealers  cold wives and mistresses. 

cold wives and 

sunday papers city boys in first class don´t know we´re born you know 

someone else is gonna come and clean it up born and raised for the job

someone always 

does I wish you´d get up get over  get up get over

turn your tape off



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