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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU BASTARD - BLINK 182 - TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND JACKET

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** Bass Tab **



Tuning : E A D G



# NOTES #  N.C - No Chord

  |  B  | F#  | G#  |  E  |

G-|-----|-----|-----|-----|

D-|-----|-----|-----|-----|

A-|--2--|-----|-----|-----|

E-|-----|--2--|--4--|--0--|



# VERSE #

N.C            B                         F#

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents

               B                         F#

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents

      G#                            E

And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts

    B          F#          E

And I'll never talk to you again



# CHORUS #

            E              B          F#          E

Unless your dad'll suck me off

                           I'll never talk to you again

(E)                         B          F#          E

Unless your mum'll touch my cock

                            I'll never talk to you again

(E)              B          F#          E

Ejeculate into a sock

                 I'll never talk to you again

(E)

I'll never talk to you again



# VERSE 2 #

(E)        B                           F#

It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

           B                           F#

It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

       G#                               E

And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants

    B          F#          E

And I'll never talk to you again