EEaug Everyone knows Jesus
EEaug The guy who healed the lame
EEaug Well I am Jesus' brother
H7 Craig is my name
Jesus is the prince of peace
Jesus is the lamb
Jesus is the son of god
But Craig don't give a damn
R:
EC9 Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night
EC9 I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light
EC9 I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20
EC9 But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
EC9 I'm fuckin' Craig
EC9 I'm fuckin' Craig
EC9 Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
EEaug Craig Christ
I hang out with Leppers
Barabas and Sodomay
Jesus' friends are called apostles
Those dudes are totally gay
Jesus performs miracles
From Galilee to Rome
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fuckin' lady home
R:
Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'
Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'
I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,
But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn
I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Ami Jesus was our mother's fave
E All her love to him she gave
Am But theres no sibling rivalry
H7 When hes nailed to that tree
R:
And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do
But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through
And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how
who and why and when and where is my messiah now
Its fuckin' Craig
Its fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig