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*** Autor textu: Andy Samberg,Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone *** Autor hudby: Andy Samberg,Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make your way throught the smoke and crownd
The club is the sky and Im on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we´ve got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!
This really never happens
you can take my word
I wont apologize thats just absurd
Mainly your fault
from the way that you dance
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!
Dont tell your friends or i´ll say your a slut
Plus its your fault you were rubbing my butt
Im very sensitive some would say thats a plus
Now i´ll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not looking for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face
asked me ,,Cash or Credit?´´
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!
Its perfectly normal
nothing wrong with me
But were going
to need a clean up on isle 3
And now Im posed in
an awkward stance because
I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans
got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you´re not impressed
One more thing Im gonna pay by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone
and saw you rang and
I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!
Speeding down the street
when the red lights flash
Need to get away
Need to make a dash
A song comes on that
reminds me of you and
I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!
The next day
my alarm goes off and
I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!
Open my window
and a breeze rolls in and
I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!
When BRUCE WILLIS was dead
at the end of sixth sense
I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!
I just ate a grape and
I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!
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Ok seriously you guys can we okey
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU´RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!
(Whispers)
I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! 2x
YES I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! 2x
