Chords:



E5 022xxx



A5 x022xx



B5 x244xx



C5 x355xx



C#5 x466xx



D5 x577xxIntro:



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E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--



Verse:

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 Things don't look too good to me, yeah

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 I feel I'm out of luck

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 And all because of swollen glands

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 And just one stupid fuck



(verse)



This wacko came from Alabammy



That's not where it's at



And now your jock's been chasing me 'round



With a great big baseball bat



Chorus:



E5            C5



Don't kick my ass



B5            A5



Don't kick my ass



E5            C5         B5  C5  C#5   D5



Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no(verse)



Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk



Not a rassling match with a some big hulk



And this here dude he was an uncool cat



And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat(chorus)



Don't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass



Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no(verse)



When I got up from being beat to the ground



I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound



And I was aghast at what I found



The latest social disease that's been going around(chorus)



I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)



I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)



I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)



I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)



I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)



I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)



I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)



I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)



I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch