Uno, dos, tres, cuatro



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Verse1



When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?

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did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes

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and ask you to fellate him and stick a finger or two in his ass

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Chorus



        He seems like a            total asshole

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        grandpa is a                total fucking asshole

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        who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his 

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    ass?              he rubs his dick in broken glass

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Verse2



When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?

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did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?

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