Intro slide tab:

E--------------------

B------5-----7-----5-

G----/5-5--/7-7--/5-5

D----/5----/7----/5--

A--------------------

E--------------------









  C                                   Dadd4/add2

|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|

|-1-------1---1-------1---1---1-|-1-/-3---3---3-------3---3---3-|

|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|

|-2-------2---2-------2---2---2-|-2-/-4---4---4-------4---4---4-|

|-3-------3---3-------3---3---3-|-3-/-5---5---5-------5---5---5-|

|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|



      C

|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|

|-3--1---1---1-------1---1---1-|-1-------1---1-------1---1---1-|

|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|

|-4--2---2---2-------2---2---2-|-2-------2---2-------2---2---2-|

|-5--3---3---3-------3---3---3-|-3-------3---3-------3---3---3-|

|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|



Repeat 4 measures.



VERSE:



C                       Dadd4/add2    C

Mott the Hoople and the game of Life, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

C                   Dadd4/add2       C

Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

C                     Dadd4/add2           C

Monopoly, Twenty-one, checkers, and chess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

C                          Dadd4/add2      C

Mister Fred Blassie, and a breakfast mess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

C                   Dadd4/add2       C

Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

C                          Dadd4/add2     C

I'll see you heaven if you make the list, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.





Am                          G         Am                            G

Now Andy did you hear about this one, tell me are you locked in the punch?

    Am                      G           C     D

Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?  Hey baby, are we losing touch?





G            Am C(III)    Bm            G   Am         D

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.

G           Am C(III)      Bm            Am

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.





C                           Dadd4/add2     C

Moses went walking with the staff of wood, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

C                        Dadd4/add2  C

Newton got beaned by the apple good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

C                         Dadd4/add2    C

Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

C                             Dadd4/add2   C

Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.





    Am                             G     Am                                   G

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?  Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

    Am                        G          C     D

Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?  Hey baby,     are you having fun?





G            Am C(III)    Bm            G   Am         D

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.

G           Am C(III)      Bm            Am

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.





{Guitar Solo #1:}



    Em                       D                        Em

E-|---------12------------|-------------------------|--------12---------------|

B-|-/-12---------12---12--|---------7----8p7-----0--|-/-12--------12---12-----|

G-|-----------------------|-----------7-------7-----|-------------------------|

D-|-----------------------|--/-7--------------------|-------------------------|

A-|-----------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|

E-|-----------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|



    D                         Em                     D

E-|------------------------|---------12------------|--------------------------|

B-|-------7-----8p7------0-|--/-12--------12---12--|---------7--------7-------|

G-|---------7---------7----|-----------------------|------7-----7-------------|

D-|-/-7--------------------|-----------------------|-/-7-----------7----------|

A-|------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|

E-|------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|



      D

E-|------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|

B-|-/-------7----8p7-------|--------------------------------------------------|

G-|---7----------------7---|--------------------------------------------------|

D-|------7-----------------|--------------------------------------------------|

A-|------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|

E-|------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|





C                            Dadd4/add2      C

Here's a little agit for the never believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

C                             Dadd4/add2   C

Here's a little ghost for the offering,    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

C                   Dadd4/add2                C

Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

C                          Dadd4/add2    C

Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling,    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah





    Am                            G    Am                               G

Now Andy did you hear about this one?  Tell me are you locked in the punch?

    Am                        G          C     D

Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?  Hey baby,     are we losing touch?





{Guitar Solo #2:}



    Em                        D

E-|-/12-----12-------------|-------------------------------|

B-|-/12-----------12-------|--------7-------8p7---------0--|

G-|-/12----------------12--|------------7-----------7------|

D-|------------------------|--/-7--------------------------|

A-|------------------------|-------------------------------|

E-|------------------------|-------------------------------|



    Em                          D

E-|---------12---------------|------------------------------|-----------------|

B-|-/12-----------12---------|------7-------8p7----------0--|-----------------|

G-|-/12-----------------12--|--7-------7---------7---------|-----------------|

D-|--------------------------|------------------------7-----|-----------------|

A-|--------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------|

E-|--------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------|



    Em                           D

E-|-------12------------------|------------------------|----------------------|

B-|-/12--------12---------0---|---------7-----------7--|--------7---8p7---7---|

G-|-/12-------------12--------|--/7---------7----------|-7--------------------|

D-|---------------------------|--/7-------------7------|----7-----------------|

A-|---------------------------|------------------------|----------------------|

E-|---------------------------|------------------------|----------------------|





G            Am C(III)    Bm            G   Am         D

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.

G           Am C(III)      Bm            Am

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.



G            Am C(III)    Bm            G   Am         D

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.

G           Am C(III)      Bm            Am

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.



G            Am C(III)    Bm            G   Am         D

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.

G           Am C(III)      Bm            Am

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.