Alright, Lonnie, Junior, the band, the girls and I, we're gonna do a song for you now, a little Mac Rice number. Hey, all you married men, if you're tied up, you better stay tied up. Because it's cheaper to keep her. It's cheaper to keep her It is cheaper to keep her When your little girl makes you mad You get an attitude and pack your bag Five little children that you're leaving behind You're gonna pay some alimony or do some time It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) See when you get to staring that judge in the face You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) Too much to leave that little girl (Cheaper to keep her) It's cheaper, it's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper It's cheaper, it's cheaper It's cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah You didn't pay for two dollars to bring the girl home Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave alone See another woman out there, you wanna make a change She ain't gonna watch you 'cause you won't have a damn thing It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) Cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) The time you get to looking at the judge in the face You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) Cost too much to leave (It's cheaper to keep her) It's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper It's cheaper, cheaper Cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah If you decide to roam and leave your happy home You gotta pay the house note The child support, your insurance Alimony, morgage 1, morgage 2 It's cheaper to keep her It's cheaper to keep her It's cheaper to keep her It's cheaper to keep her It's cheaper to keep her It's cheaper to keep her It's cheaper to keep her It's cheaper to keep her It's cheaper, to keep her!