BAD NEWS I got up, opened my eyes Stared into the morning sun Computer beeped at the start As I tried to get some fun But oh no! My impaled God! Again just the flood of bad news Pours down of my monitor From almighty yahoo Damn it, damn it , damn it… What the hell is this place We wizards with big brains Kill ourselves At godlike pace Shits fall down from grey clouds On our heads, we all smell Angels won’t like us oh no We’re chin deep in hell Desolate and desperate and proud Is the species He created So why should we despair that jews let the bastard son bleed…