This hospital's got lots of crying kids A minute ago, I did not exist It's nice to finally meet my relatives I bet it's always gonna stay this fun I bet it's easy staying away from drugs I bet our parents always stay in love Always stay in love Me, my Oh, what a life So me and all my people Gon' be stepping in time (wow) Me, my Oh, what a life So me and all my people Gon' be stepping in time So thank you For coming to my birthday party I'm one minute old today And everything is going great Thank you For coming to my birthday party I'm one minute old today And my minute's been going great And I hope it stays that way I bet this Instagram's a load of fun It's best to show the best of everyone I bet it never bites us in the bum I bet my ignorance is always bliss Except ignoring pigment in our skin I bet my country's nice to immigrants And that's just how it is Me, my Oh, what a life So me and all my people Gon' be stepping in time (wow) Me, my Oh, what a life So me and all my people Gon' be stepping in time So thank you For coming to my birthday party I'm one minute old today And everything is going great Thank you For coming to my birthday party I'm one minute old today And my minute's been going great And I hope it stays that way In heaven, everything is fine In heaven, everything is fine You've got your good things And I've got mine Heaven, everything is fine In heaven, everything is fine You've got your good things And I've got mine Thank you (thank you) For coming to my birthday party I'm one minute old today (one minute old today) And everything is going great (and I've got mine) Thank you (thank you) For coming to my birthday party I'm one minute old today (one minute old today) And my minute's been going great (And I hope it stays that way) This hospital's got lots of crying kids A minute ago, I did not exist It's nice to finally meet my relatives I bet I'll never outgrow all my friends I bet I'll see our female president Yeah, I can tell this life will be a cinch And that's just how it is