I'm not impressed, I guess I'm not impressed. With which dialect, which dialect marches best, And who reaches heaven in what order When our kids are baptized in mortar. It's a shame that our messiahs move their pawns from different mountains And we're left to dance these bodies 'round the fountain. If a leader preaches worship to the sheep within the valley, Who'll be riding in a tank that says "just married"? We found that ultimately you can make it snow in the summer. Contrary to what you believe We oscillate and vary speed. The food in jail is sulphury. How do inuits spell relief? Summer's trudging closer and a flurry of white as well. It's the heart of nuclear winter and I'm scared as hell. 9. The Gillette Cavalcade Of Sports I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish A round and a bout.. Down the line I'm heir To throne nowhere. I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish A mountain of doubt down the line I'm heir To throne nowhere. I'm scared. Cause, Here's where the train ride ends. Screaming, "is this your decision?" We were the best of friends, I'll go nowhere. This isn't where, This isn't where I found you "My life is such a ball that I run the world from city hall" And I knew you all. "Life is such a ball I run the world from city hall" And I own you all. In this, In this Holiday Inn.. Well, Welcome back race fans, it's Cavalcade sport time again. Here at the jamboree, Home of the hits. How you doing Bob? It's the last stretch And my heart.. my heart stays in the lead And we see first, second behind my heart is my mind Third behind my mind is my body. Fourth behind my body is my soul And my heart stays in the lead. Coming around the stretch.. That was a good one Bob. No dutch. "Home is where the heart it is..." "on the bus!"