Do you recall some years ago? Up in the mountains that were white with snow Inside a cavern McDougal he was plannin' There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he knows Well he's been there a year or so Something will happen very soon I know I hear him playin' his bagpipes every mornin' I think that it's a warmin' he's gathering the clan Soon you'll hear the sound of people shouting You will see the claymores in their hands If you knew the reason for their fighting You would never understand Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum The tune McDougal always used to hum While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan Bom bom, bom-bom-bom Bom bom, bom-bom-bom Bom bom, bom-bom-bom Bom bom, bom-bom-bom Bom bom, bom-bom-bom Bom bom, bom-bom-bom Do you recall some years ago? Up in the mountains that were white with snow Inside a cavern McDougal he was plannin' There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he knows Soon you'll hear the sound of people shouting You will see the claymores in their hands If you knew the reason for their fighting You would never understand Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum The tune McDougal always used to hum While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum The tune McDougal always used to hum While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum The tune McDougal always used to hum While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum . . . ^{Continue to fade}