Let me tell you 'bout a friend of mine His name is Boll Weevil, check him out Spends all day On his big butt And he don't ever, ever get outside I come to visit, I bring some sunshine And I just spread it all over the fire He's stuck on his big couch Stuck in his big show He looks at the TV and he's all right I come from the drug lord The local drug store Bug is supplied and he's never uptight And I wonder: "Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home?" Said, "I'm comfortable here" Don't wanna move, don't wanna leave I said, "Boll Weevil, get right out of your home" Goodbye, I gotta stay I will some other day Bye Bye, gotta go to sleep And let the tube shine Let the tube shine Let the tube shine Let the tube shine Now, I would tell you 'bout boll weevil But that bug is just too scary He's sittin' there all alone I try to coach him out, but he would not drop the pie But he would not move a muscle when I tried Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Boll Weevil, get right out of your home Now, I would tell you ' bout boll weevil But that bug is just too scary He's sittin' there all alone I try to coach him out, but he would not drop the pie But he would not move a muscle when I tried Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside Make him see that the sun is shinin' out Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Make him see the sun is shinin' outside Come on little buggy, he's a little bug!